When am I going to get a reality TV show? I mean, it can only be a matter of time until they hit the great Midwest. Can you just see it now: The Real Housewives of Western Wisconsin. I know plenty of people with enough personal drama to make this a go. I know my life is not that interesting, but I would rather be the understated, 2 minute clip gal anyway. Or perhaps an acquaintance of one of the main characters.
Here is the perfect show skin and masthead for the website:

The housewives can be holding nice, cold stein's of beer rather than the orange or apple. Or maybe an ear of corn if it must be a fruit or veggie... I envision a couple of hardcore bar brawl style cat fights on this series. And they can shop weekly at the MOA whilst carrying their fake purse party Gucci's. What a hit!
I better get this pitch in and a pilot in the can before someone beats me to this. These bitches are shameless! I wish I could transcend this viewing of crap, but I just can't seem to pull away sometimes when I need a mental break.
Girl - I'm laughing my frickin' ass off. LOVE IT!!! I too am addicted to that stupid show. I watch because I just can't believe people really exist that act like that. Makes me feel so down to earth and NORMAL : )
ReplyDeleteCan't wait for the Georgia Peaches on next!