Do You Get Sucked In To Crap TV Too?

I don't even have cable, but I still manage to find so much stupid TV...and I get sucked in to some of these shows. I sit here, watching this crap, wasting time that I will never get back, wondering why the hell am I still here! It baffles my mind and yet I continue to watch. Case in point, all these Real Housewives shows on Bravo. Seriously, it's like a train wreck that I can not take my eyes away from. They manage to suck me in every time. Can these people be real? Are they really like this? What the hell! I realize that much of this crap is staged but these women exist and this is probably a fairly accurate snippet of what their lives are like and what they are absorbed with. WOW!

When am I going to get a reality TV show? I mean, it can only be a matter of time until they hit the great Midwest. Can you just see it now: The Real Housewives of Western Wisconsin. I know plenty of people with enough personal drama to make this a go. I know my life is not that interesting, but I would rather be the understated, 2 minute clip gal anyway. Or perhaps an acquaintance of one of the main characters.

Here is the perfect show skin and masthead for the website:









The housewives can be holding nice, cold stein's of beer rather than the orange or apple. Or maybe an ear of corn if it must be a fruit or veggie... I envision a couple of hardcore bar brawl style cat fights on this series. And they can shop weekly at the MOA whilst carrying their fake purse party Gucci's. What a hit!

I better get this pitch in and a pilot in the can before someone beats me to this. These bitches are shameless! I wish I could transcend this viewing of crap, but I just can't seem to pull away sometimes when I need a mental break.