It's My Party & I'll Cry If I Want To

It's official, my boy does not like chocolate cake. As you can see by the picture he was pissed that he even had to touch the stuff. The series of photos taken at his first birthday party are quite telling.


Mommy's bringing out this big, colorful cake with fire on it...cool.
Then she sets it in front of me...ahhh.

Whoa, I get my very own piece right in front of me!


It's soft...hmmmm and it's squishy and gross...and why is everyone watching me?


I can't get it off my hands....no matter how hard I try.
Why are they all watching me and trying to make me eat this shit?
I am NOT eating this! Can someone help me out here...get this off of my hands! Why are you just sitting there watching me still?

Fine, you wanna mess with me....waaaahhhh waaaahhhhh waaaaaahhhhh waaaaaaaahhhhhh


Conclusion: Max is not a fan of chocolate cake! But the good news is, he likes ice cream.

I think I must have OD'ed him in the womb with chocolate.